Wednesday 31 August 2011

cerita....cerita....dan ceritaa........

haa,,,,nak cerita pe ek kali nie????hurm,,kowunk tahu x,,,,yg kte akn meninggal ikowt buln kelahiran kte dlm tahun hijrah????tahu x????tp,,,,xthu r btol ke x....aq dgr cter pon dri org,,,tp,,,ntah btol ke tidak,,,aq pon xthu...haha....hurm,,,borink....borink....borink......xthu nk ckp pe dah......haha....out dlu.......
~SEKIAN ,TERIMA KASIH . ASSALAMMUALAIKUM !~

Saturday 6 August 2011

liRiK lAgU pErFeCt tWo...



Verse1
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause you're the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

Verse 2
You can be the prince and I can be your princess
You can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist
You can be the shoes and I can be the laces
You can be the heart that I spill on the pages
You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser
You can be the pencil and I can be the paper
You can be as cold as the winter weather
But I don't care as long as were together

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be
Without you 'cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need
Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

Verse 3
You know that I'll never doubt ya
And you know that I think about ya
And you know I can't live without ya
I love the way that you smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle

Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry
Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for u)
U take the both of us (of us)
And were the perfect two
Were the perfect two
Were the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two(yeah, yeah
)

~SEKIAN ,TERIMA KASIH . ASSALAMMUALAIKUM !~

Monday 1 August 2011

FACTS WE DON’T KNOW

1.Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2 the most common name in the world is Mohammed.
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3 . The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
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4 . The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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5 There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .
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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
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8. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath .
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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10. People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
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11 . It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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12 . The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
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14 . Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from History. “Spades” – King David; “Clubs” – Alexander the Great; ” Hearts” – Charlemagne; “Diamonds” – Julius Caesar.
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15.

11 x 11=121

111 x111=12321

1111×1111=1234321

11111×11111= 123454321

111111×111111= 12345654321

1111111×1111111= 1234567654321

111111111×111111111 =123456787654321

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321
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16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. – All invented by women.
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18. Honey – This is the only food that doesn’t spoil.
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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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20. A snail can sleep for three years.
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21. All polar bears are left handed.
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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
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23 . Butterflies taste with their feet.
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24 Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.
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25 . In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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26 . On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
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27 . Shakespeare invented the word ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’.
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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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30….. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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31 . The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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32 Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
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34 . The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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36 . Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different
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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.


~SEKIAN ,TERIMA KASIH . ASSALAMMUALAIKUM !~

kowunk nk thu x????jgn jilat pelekat sampul surat kowunk tue!!!!!

“Seorang wanita sedang bekerja di sebuah pejabat pos di California.Beliau tidak menggunakan span untuk perekat sampul suratnya tapi sebaliknya menjilat pelekat sampul surat yang dipegangnya. Pada hari yang sama juga wanita itu mendapati terdapat satu luka kecil pada lidahnya.

Luka itu membengkak. Wanita tersebut terus pergi berjumpa doktor
untuk
mendapatkan rawatan kerana risau akan lukanya.
Tetapi setelah diperiksa oleh doktor tiada apa yang tidak kena dengan
lidahbeliau dan doktor menganggap bahawa ia hanya lah luka kecil dan

bengkak biasa.
Wanita itu tidak merasakan sakit atau kebas walaupun lidahnya
bengkak.Tetapi setelah hari berganti hari. Bengakpada lidah wanita
tersebut semakin membesar.Dengan rasa yang tidak puas hati beliau
terus
berjumpa doktor kembali dan memaksa doktorberbuat sesuatu pada
lidahnya.
Doktor tersebut terus mengarahkan wanita itumenjalani ujian
x-ray. Keputusannya doktor tersebut mendapati terdapat satu benjolan
pada
lidah wanita itu. lantas doktor menasihatkan agar wanita itu
menjalankanpembedahan kecil pada lidahnyauntuk memastikan punca
benjol
pada lidah wanita tersebut.
Tetapi apa yang berlaku ialah sebaik sahaja doktor memotong bahagian
yang
benjol tersebut, seekor lipas keluar daripada lidah wanita itu
Kesimpulannya terdapat telur lipas padapelekat sampul suratyang
dijilatnya.
Telur itu mampu menetas didalam lidah dan kelembapan didalam
mulutnya.
Ini adalah kisah benar yang ditulis di dalam berita CNN.
Andy Humes menulis:
“Saya pernah bekerja di dalam kilang membuat sampul surat.”
“Anda tentu tidak percaya jika saya mengatakan didalam tangki pelekat
untuk diletakkan pada penutup sampul surat terdapat beraneka benda
yang
terapung di permukaan “tray” gam tersebut!”
“Sayasudah bertahun tidak mengamalkan perbuatan menjilat perekat
sampul
surat sebaliknya saya menggunakan span basah.”
“Saya juga pernah bekerja di sebuah syarikat percetakan. Majikan
tidak
membenarkan pekerjanya menjilat sampul surat.
Saya tidak pernah faham mengapa.
“Satu hari apabila saya menarik satu palet sampul surat sebanyak 2500
kotak. Di belakangnya terdapat banyak sekali lipas dan telur lipas di
suatu sudut pada kotak kertas. Saya melihat beberapa ekor lipas
sedang
menikmati gam pada sampul-sampul surat tersebut!”"

~SEKIAN ,TERIMA KASIH . ASSALAMMUALAIKUM !~

huhu,,,1st time in BLOGGER...

hurm,,,ari pertame dlm blogger,,,,ari pertama dlm buln pose....hurm,,,ari nie sungguh cerah dilangit...dn aq,,dgn idop...urm,,aq rindukn dye...rndu sgt2 kt dye..erm,,tgh wat ape agknye dye ari nie,ye???huhu,,,tdi kn,,ade r sorg minah nie,,,dye ank mnakn pde pkwe aq,,,ei,,kurang di asam btol r dye tue,,,saket ati btol aq ngan dye....hehe,,,pe2 pon,,dye nt jdi ank mnakan aq gak,,,,klu jadi r....kte hye mmpu MERANCANG....tp,,hye ALLAH yg MENENTUKAN....
~SEKIAN ,TERIMA KASIH . ASSALAMMUALAIKUM !~